Mustache Fetish

It’s official. The mustache has made a comeback. This was confirmed when I saw the mustache “bumper sticker” on my son’s Facebook page. But now, they come in applications other than just facial adornment. Some are wearable, some decorative, some simply amusing, but the ‘stashes are eve.ry.where in all shapes and sizes. If you’re yearning for mustache wearing here are a few fun ideas:

Mustache Glassware: By Amanda Siska at Bread and Badger. Amanda had created some fa-bu-lous retro pin-up girl glasses for me in the days when I had the shop. She’s created another winner with her mustache glasses. Available in various glass sizes and formats.

Mustache t-shirt: Obligatory to show your full dedication to the ‘stash. How do you say this one? “I mustache mustaches”?

Mustache & Beard t-shirt: Ok, so this one has a beard too. But how juvenile and irresistible…

Mustache hankie: A handkerchief that turns sniffles into smiles.Features four different mustaches styles. Find the one that works for you!

Mustache ring: Now you can get your fix by applying mustaches to anyone or anything in the horizon. By Isette, one of my very favorite collections on 1000markets.

Mustache pencil: Have we not all worn our pencils like this at some point? This set of five differently styles moustaches bring the art of pencil wearing to a whole new level.

Mustache necklace: Wear it as a pendant or as a mustache. Don’t you just love versatile pieces like this? By cheeky Montreal jewelry designer Mélanie Favreau on Supermarket.

Dainty mustache necklace: You know, more feminine… The Demistache by Demitasse.

Mustache cookie cutter: (Makes huges 5″ cookies) In case you need to bring the theme to the consumable arena. Or, here is a mustache lollipop mold. Or buy the already made mustache cookies here.

Mustache pillow: Because, given the current fascination, your home would not be complete without it.

Mustache plate: While we on on the home decor subject. Perfect to serve a croissant.

Mustache stationery: to really convey the warm and “fuzzy” sentiments.

Pin the Mustache game: (free download) If anything brings the point across of how vital mustaches really are, this game does it. Burt desperately needs his mustache. Please apply asap. You can also use this little game at the mustache party that you will undoubtedly be throwing next weekend. Here are some tips on “how to throw a mustache party”. I know you were wondering.

I won’t analyze this vicarious trend. It’s probably just in keeping how we revisit all the “vintage” decades one at a time. We seem to be in a late 70′s early 80′s revival now, so this fits perfectly. Whatever. The craze is totally juvenile and totally refreshing. I hope that this little collection will make you grin wide under your pretend whiskers.