Would It Kill Him? The Anti-Valentine Gift Idea

Know someone who’s not so lucky with her amorous relationships? That wants to forget all about Valentine’s Day and instead vent a little? Or a lot. Here’s a cute gift line for those who live with many of the “didn’t put the cover back on the toothpaste” type of annoyances.

The Would It Kill Him® line features the edgy yet vulnerable Miranda June character. She is Laura Brucato’s creation and artistic outlet, used to unleash frustrations gained during a series of unfortunate romantic relationships. Actually, Miranda is very much Laura’s alter ego. Miranda is the one who fully expresses the extent of her emotions, thoughts and frustrations… concerning men, in this case.

Though Miranda originates from a place of disgruntlement, she takes us to a place of humor, where her spunky little character expresses what we are so often thinking: Would it kill him to put his clothes in the laundry basket, not on the floor next to it? To not forget my birthday? To look at me when I’m talking? To put down the toilet seat? To tell me that he loves me? To take me out once in a while?

The list goes on and on, with one would-it-kill-him saying after another to illustrate whatever shortcoming the schmuck-of-the-moment might be exhibiting. T-shirts, mugs, greetings, magnets, bags… if you can’t say it, Miranda June has no problems expressing it for you. To note: Miranda, the oh so stylish one, is represented in a new illustration for each would-it-kill-him scenario, and each of these is identified by a series number. Perfect for collectors. Though I can only hope that collected Mirandas do not, in any case, constitute a collective representation of jerk-of-a-boyfriend experiences!

Personally, mine would be limited to “Would it kill him to ever start the dishwasher?”

You can find the whole Would It Kill Him collection here on Zazzle.